For God so loved the world...
Disclaimer: This script in its original form was causing all
sorts of problems with the wide background file. I've been working on that issue, but
have NOT quite reached the completeness I demand of myself. Note in the "Funstuff"
header, the drop-down is in a larger text size than the rest of the menu. I've very few
hairs left on my head to be pulling many more out.